Ok, I see that now is the time to announce the mega-grand opening of a great new host. Here is what I will offer
-yourname.scamm.com (short and easy to remember)
-Unlimited space
-Unlimited bandwidth ( I will pay for every MB you use)
-No ads ( I work 80 hours per week, so I can provide you with adless hosting)
-FTP
-PHP
-MySql
-99.9% uptime
-Unlimited file size - warez and MP3s allowed ( I will get a second job if I have to in order to pay for lawyers)
-Free com, net, org, co.uk, net.uk, org.uk, it, de, bg etc for the first 1000 to sign, valid for a period of 5 years
-CGI
3 Pop3 email accounts
-I will award points for visitors. For every 2000 visitors, you get a free domain for a period of one year
-24/7 support (I will give you my cell, home and work numbers, mailing address, email, plus I will have forums running. If you need to contact me via DHL, UPS, or FedEx, just send me the check and I will cover all costs)
-I will pay you $5 for each referral, and of course you can put your own banners on the page (we all need to make money)
-Multi language support
If you want an account, leave a message here, and I will hook up soon! I am looking forward to working with you
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Oh, yes, for $4 per year, I will buy a new cellphone, and you will be the only one with the number. In this way, for a small fee, you will be able to get personal support.