Your company is less then 2 months old and did not provide me with an adequate process to receive my refund. I call as per the request, I receive a 1 line statement "We are not prepared to process your refund at this stage" and was then promptly hung up on by one of your "managers". I have made a federal case out of this quite literally.
Johnathan doesn't actually have the right to withhold funds that are not actually his, and this is why I have made a case with the FBI, (FBI Case Number: I1206161657322662) And all I need is my $40 back, and I can close the federal case. Oh, and if you do not believe me, feel free to call the FBI (very friendly bunch) and quote this case number.
Basically how the FBI works is, the people (and I stress this, everyone involved) will be investigated, and with the evidence I have provided, will be locked up for a long long time in a federal prison for fraud, and cyber theft. This includes you, it includes Daniel, it includes all the names you so kindly posted previously. All of these names have been provided as evidence to the FBI. All over the $40 you stole from me and refuse to return.
So. Should we wait for the FBI to knock at your door at 3am? Or should you send me back my money. Ultimately I find your excuses amusing, and I don't mind either way. Because that $40 has gone a long way. It has provided me with a number of hours of entertainment watching a popup host destroy itself, and if I get it back, all that entertainment was for free. If I don't get it back, I will count my losses, make it back within minutes, and then receive a wonderful call from the FBI telling me that they have located you all, and that you will all be persecuted for cyber crimes and fraud.
Either way, I win. I am providing you a solution where you win a bit too. And that solution is that you don't get locked up in a federal prison, an I get my $40 back.
See, they don't care about how much was taken, they care about preventing you from ever being able to do it again.