Hey, i would like the following:
1. PHP
2. Apache
3. Root access
4. SSH
5. Unlimited MySQL
6. Unlimited pop3
7. Unlimited bandwith
8. Unlimited space
9. Unlimited help
10. Good service
11. 99.99 % uptime
12. Not a joke host that will disappear
13. Nice admin
14. All scripting languages
15. My own apache mods i want
16. Domain hosting
17. Sub-Domains
18. DNS servers
19. Unlimited addon accounts
20. No TOS
21. Real Media
22. Shoutcast
23. Dedicated GigBitE
24. Cpanel/plesk/ensim
25. Unlimited file size.
Disclaimer: This post was made as an utter joke.
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