What are some STUPID THINGS you did in a movie theater? Or anywhere for that matter?
Over the summer, I went to my grandparents house in Louisiana. Me and two of my friends (who live in Louisiana) went to see MIB-2. Well, my grandparents dropped us off. I got some nachos. Well, a few minutes through the movie, I finish eating my nachos. But theres still a lot of cheese left. Being the quick thinker, I realized it would fit under the chair in front of my and just barely under the foot of the person sitting in that chair. I start to slide it down, and it makes a BANG which seemed so loud in the movie theater when it slid off the ledge which makes my seat higher up than the one in front of me. The person startles and moves their foot. My friend AJ is saying things like "ben !!! what the hell?!" so I hit him in the back of his head so he stops and doesnt get the attention of the dude in front of me. After about 10 minutes, after the guy in front of my has returned his attention to the movie, I slide the nacho tray further forward. I push it under where I think their foot is (they lifted it up a little, just above the seat). I push it a little to the right of the shadow just to be sure. I eventually forget about it. After the movie ends, we all get up and head to the arcade so we can waste money on games. When i was abour halfway down the stairs (stadium seating) i hear a crunch and some guy yelling "AH SHIT!". Me, James, and AJ quickened our pace and hurried out to the lobby, and sped over to the arcade. :devious2:
Another time was at James' birthday. Me and the same two friends and someone I didnt know, and James' parents and his sister all went to see THE NEW GUY. I got some nachos (again) and me, AJ, James, and this time some dude I didnt know, took the top row. His parents and sister took the bottom row of seats. Before the movie even starts, James takes some nachos from me and dips them in the cheese then starts throwing them down to the bottom row, aiming for his sister. His aim is off a little, and he hits is dad square on the head. Haha ... His dad thought I threw it because I was the only one with nachos by the time he got up to the top row. After about 10 minutes of explaining, he was convinced it was James throwing the nachos and not me. Keep in mind this is about a week and a half after the "nacho cheese meets the dudes shoe" incident.
In the third grade, me, AJ, and this one guy Travis went to see Lost in Space. In the lobby of the incredibly packed Palace Theater, we grab some straws and a crapload of napkins and, you guessed it, started shooting spitballs at people. I'm surprized we didnt all get kicked out from the movie theater :chinese2: