One of my good friends works delivering pizza. I was hanging out with him and another guy from the pizza place (a manager)
We were playing pinball at my friend's house (he has a pinball machine, an air hockey table, a pool table, a few computers, a few TVs, a PS2, a dreamcast an Xbox and an N64. Needless to say, a cool place to hang out)
We were just sitting around when the manager guy's cell phone rang. We ignored it, but when he hung up he was giggling like a little girl. we asked "who the hell was that" he said "It was Bertonshaw, he said two naked chicks came in to pick up a pizza. he wanted to know if he could give it (the pizza) to them for free.
Bertonshaw (who was manning the counter at the pizza place) is a slackjawed hick from out in the country. He is a little bent-wrist and sometimes we get the impresson that his oars aren't quite touching the water...
Anyways, we weren't sure whether or not to believe him.
Even the mere possibility of naked women that want to have fun with the local pizza boys was enough to send us running for the car. The prospect of bugging bertonshaw about being gay was also there.
We got to the pizza place and bertonshaw was just sitting there with a dumb grin and mubling. he said something like "I gave it to them for free. they were hot. I like working here."
Obviously the girls were gone, because they weren't there. They had, however, left a couple magnets sitting on the counter. The magnets read "Jenna Banks" and had a picture of a naked female. So obviously these two were professionals. Unfortunately there was no phone number.
We sat around laughing for awhile, and hassleing bertonshaw about the fact that he had better not put the magnet on his fridge because his cousins would see it and think he was straying from the great bertonsaw tradition of keeping it in the family.
We had to stop though because a few customers came in.
We left a few minutes later, and just as we were pulling out bertonshaw came sprinting after us. we stopped and he said "Them two girls just phoned. they want a delivery, you can deliver it." We would have loved to deliver the pizza, but the fact that both employees i was with were off duty made things difficult. It was just before closing on a sunday night. no one regularly orders a pizza at midnight on sunday night. We called up another delievery guy. we debreifed him on the situation, and he was more than willing to deliver the pie, and bring along his polaroid camera.
I'm tired of typing, so I'll continue the story tomorrow
We were playing pinball at my friend's house (he has a pinball machine, an air hockey table, a pool table, a few computers, a few TVs, a PS2, a dreamcast an Xbox and an N64. Needless to say, a cool place to hang out)
We were just sitting around when the manager guy's cell phone rang. We ignored it, but when he hung up he was giggling like a little girl. we asked "who the hell was that" he said "It was Bertonshaw, he said two naked chicks came in to pick up a pizza. he wanted to know if he could give it (the pizza) to them for free.
Bertonshaw (who was manning the counter at the pizza place) is a slackjawed hick from out in the country. He is a little bent-wrist and sometimes we get the impresson that his oars aren't quite touching the water...
Anyways, we weren't sure whether or not to believe him.
Even the mere possibility of naked women that want to have fun with the local pizza boys was enough to send us running for the car. The prospect of bugging bertonshaw about being gay was also there.
We got to the pizza place and bertonshaw was just sitting there with a dumb grin and mubling. he said something like "I gave it to them for free. they were hot. I like working here."
Obviously the girls were gone, because they weren't there. They had, however, left a couple magnets sitting on the counter. The magnets read "Jenna Banks" and had a picture of a naked female. So obviously these two were professionals. Unfortunately there was no phone number.
We sat around laughing for awhile, and hassleing bertonshaw about the fact that he had better not put the magnet on his fridge because his cousins would see it and think he was straying from the great bertonsaw tradition of keeping it in the family.
We had to stop though because a few customers came in.
We left a few minutes later, and just as we were pulling out bertonshaw came sprinting after us. we stopped and he said "Them two girls just phoned. they want a delivery, you can deliver it." We would have loved to deliver the pizza, but the fact that both employees i was with were off duty made things difficult. It was just before closing on a sunday night. no one regularly orders a pizza at midnight on sunday night. We called up another delievery guy. we debreifed him on the situation, and he was more than willing to deliver the pie, and bring along his polaroid camera.
I'm tired of typing, so I'll continue the story tomorrow
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