Language, how many do you speak?

[stuffradio]

Nope, I'm PHP Uberness but not uber enough obviously

 

[Tree]

You see someone, and it queries your brain to see if you recognize the face. If so, it continues. Else, it ignores the person.

If you recognize the face, it queries to see if you know their name. If not, it says a random nickname. If so, it says "Hey {their name here}".

Simple, really. speak() and ignore() are hypothetical brain functions.

 

[stuffradio]

lol, I nkow that... but I was saying that he'd say the code itself,

he'd say, "if ($person == "stupid), etc. out loud it'd be funny... and people would think he's strange and walk away

 

[utcrazy]

English & French, I'm a true Canadian. "What red blooded Canadian wouldn't want to blow up a barn?"

 

[Abush]

You mean you don't do that?

$query = brain_query("SELECT * FROM `people` WHERE `face` ='".$person['face']."'")
or ignore();
$row = brain_fetch_array($query);
if(empty($row['name']))
{
$nicknames = array("buddy", "man", "dude", "woman", "peeping tom");
speak("Hey ".$nicknames[mt_rand(0,count($nicknames))]."!");
}
else
{
speak("Hello ".$row['nickname']);
}


That's pretty much how it goes...

I love this. :lol: :lol: you just made my night Tree.

 

[Matsta]

I can swear and curse in mulitple languages

 

[Eclouds]

French, English, Spanish (Yea i live in Miami I have to).

 

[Matsta]

Miami is awsome. Got a go fast boat?

 

[themoose]

$reply = $_LISTEN[$row[name]];

if(is_positive($reply)) {

$newreply = brain_fetch_row(brain_query("SELECT * FROM `positive_phrases` WHERE `year` ='2006'"));

speak($newreply[mt_rand(0,count($newreply)));

} else {

$newreply = brain_fetch_row(brain_query("SELECT * FROM `negative_phrases` WHERE `year` ='2006'"));

speak($newreply[mt_rand(0,count($newreply)));

}

 

[Matsta]

lol this php stuff always comes up in these threads...

 

[holydevil]

Born and live in India so here it goes

English, Hindi, Marathi, Sindhi, Bit Punjabi, Konkani, bit Urdu, bit Gujrati

I guess im @ TOP for highest lang to know, hehehe

 

[themoose]

I have a feeling most of those languages are extremely similar?

 

[holydevil]

nope none of them

 

[Darko]

aren't they all somewhat close to indian. they are spoken in india, aren't they?

 

[Tree]

$reply = $_LISTEN[$row[name]];

if(is_positive($reply)) {

$newreply = brain_fetch_row(brain_query("SELECT * FROM `positive_phrases` WHERE `year` ='2006'"));

speak($newreply[mt_rand(0,count($newreply)));

} else {

$newreply = brain_fetch_row(brain_query("SELECT * FROM `negative_phrases` WHERE `year` ='2006'"));

speak($newreply[mt_rand(0,count($newreply)));

}

I understand the code, but what is the scenario there?

 

[Mini]

English, 한국어 (Korean), 日本語 (Japanese).

Mini/미니/ミニ

PS: I know a bit of Latin and French, but not that much, so I wouldn't consider "knowing" them.

 

[Brilliances]

I speak VB, php, C, and Java :lol:

Cantonese and English

 

[holydevil]

aren't they all somewhat close to indian. they are spoken in india, aren't they?

Yes, India is the largest country with many religion and still united

 

[Yellowmc]

Born and live in India so here it goes

English, Hindi, Marathi, Sindhi, Bit Punjabi, Konkani, bit Urdu, bit Gujrati

I guess im @ TOP for highest lang to know, hehehe

Punjabi, Urdu and Hindi and very similiar, they just have small differences.

 

[Johnson]

English is the only language worth knowing.