Haha, you want a real review? Here it is:
The flash is unneeded, it takes a couple min. to load on dial up. Websites need to load in 15 seconds or less, on average, otherwise people will simply leave. You have to remember, people wont just wait around for your site to load. They'll just think "Screw this guy, there are thousands of other hosts out there with better sites". Most people are on dial up. You don't even have it set to where it loads automatically when you go to a different page. Every link I clicked and went to, the flash banner had to load again! Over and over.
I know you probably spent $80 on a template or you made it yourself. Either way, the long load doesn't help your visitors one bit. Admit it, you put it on there for you. You must have, otherwise you'd have a fast loading site, in which visitors could browse your information and make a decision on whether to buy from you.
The background colors seem like an Easter basket and not very professional. The images on the background don't even go with it.
In your description, you mention the word "We" 11 times. Shouldn't start off almost every sentence with "we".
Your domain isn't memorable at all. Hell, I forgot it after I finished typing this. What was it again? a1shts.com? 1ahys.com? Ah screw it, I'll go to the other guy.
Sub-par generic host design.