disregard last thread for this one: funny quotes you've said yourself IRL

[Johnson]

i'll start

"anal sex wouldn't even be enjoyable for you, because women don't have prostates to be stimulated....i'd feel bad for shoving my love pump into your pooper when you get nothing out of it".

-- Johnson

 

[Natcoweb]

Very funny indeed and sad.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

 

[Blank Verse]

Very funny indeed and sad.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

/facepalm


"What the ---- do kittens know? They poop in gravel"

"It smells like a homeless guy exploded in here"

 

[foo2thabar]

[looking at a Dunkin Donuts sign in the distance] "----, I really want some double-D's on these nuts".

 

[Johnson]

to gf: "i miss you so much i actually think about you when i'm beating off".

 

[DarkBlood]

To self: Johnson is sick. No wonder I ignore him.