Chat with a spammer.

[Johnson]

Yo dawg, I heard you something something so I something'd in your something.


18+ subject matter:


ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:36
hello
Devin Johnson
7:36
hello
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:37
hi .. have we chatted before? 24/female here...you?
Devin Johnson
7:37
i do not know you.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:37
i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
Devin Johnson
7:37
i do not know you.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:37
Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun?
Devin Johnson
7:38
like..you wanna play checkers?
because i'm ready to throw down
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:38
I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt before? lolz
Devin Johnson
7:38
no. but i've made a dog squirt. squirt blood. because i ----ed it in the -------. hard.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:39
gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?
Devin Johnson
7:39
are you a dog?
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:39
wanna play on cam?
Devin Johnson
7:39
play checkers on cam?
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:40
http://twurl.nl/m63fz1 k, now fill out ur info ..don't worry it's FREE......when you get in go to 2nd row and you'll see me 3 from the right ..k?
Devin Johnson
7:40
No.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:40
i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
Devin Johnson
7:40
Well..you could use a simple screen capture program, but whatevs homeboy.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:41
credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show --- and pussy to minors .. u know?
Devin Johnson
7:42
Oh that's cool. So I just give you my credit card number, and you promise not to charge? Can I give you more than one card? I just want to make sure you know I'm of age. What about my social security number, address and mommeh's maiden name?
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:42
ofcourse not babe, just requires cc for age verification, pretty much like every other raunchy site..lol
Devin Johnson
7:42
Not all...those doggy sites don't require ----.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:43
Accept the invite, if you need the link again its http://twurl.nl/1av0if
Devin Johnson
7:43
No thanks. Eat ---- and die.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:43
no worries..thouhght u wanted to see me naked ..
Devin Johnson
7:43
Nope. Think again. You're probably a super ugly cat. I want dogs only. Cute little ones.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:44
let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
Devin Johnson
7:44
Maybe if you find a puppy and put fido on cam, I'll sign up and let you (not) charge my card
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:44
ofcourse not babe, just requires cc for age verification, pretty much like every other raunchy site..lol
Devin Johnson
7:45
oh you're automated? oh....oh. FUZZY SUGAR TITS
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:45
haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that?
Devin Johnson
7:45
If you're programmed to, yes.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:45
brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
Devin Johnson
7:45
What color is the son?
Your son.
Billy
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:46
k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
Devin Johnson
7:46
I'll give you everything you want, tell me the color of your child.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:46
are you in yet?
Devin Johnson
7:46
Yes.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:46
k
Devin Johnson
7:47
I don't see you.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:47
k
Devin Johnson
7:47
k what? I don't see you.
ErminiaBernellsqtog@hotmail.com
7:47
what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
Devin Johnson
7:49
I'm trying to find you...what's your name?
Hello...HELLO?! OH GOD ARE YOU THERE?!

 

[Blank Verse]

I don't even ask for a credit card. what is this woman trying to pull here?

 

[Matt8]

Haha, this is hilarious, I'm not even going to ask where she obtained your IM

 

[Darknight]

I love these spam bots, they give off the impression of some sort of low human IQ these days.
They still just spambots though.

 

[WhiteSystem]

Ha, thats true there are some bots adding me and saying stupid things, when I´m stressed, I insult them

 

[DarkBlood]

Hey, guess what. This should go in TLTE.

 

[Blank Verse]

Shut up CoffeeMonster


The thing that really amazes me is that all of you have actually accepted friend requests from these bots. You guys should know better

 

[iBrightDev]

this is way to good to go in TLTE. SLAP just for suggesting it.

 

[eSupun]

Don't just think of it as a spamming bot. Think how they work. Think how amazing they are

 

[sep]

Good work Johnson, you have always had a very special way with the ladies. Female or fembot. You robosexual. (;

 

[Seraphim]

These bots are so amusing. I've messed with them a bit before as well.

 

[DarkBlood]

killall *

 

[eSupun]

Talking really, if I get this email, I'd be messed up! Because no girls call me Even no girl friends.

 

[DarkBlood]

Talking really, if I get this email, I'd be messed up! Because no girls call me Even no girl friends.

It's an IM more or less. Not an e-mail.

 

[Blank Verse]

Girls don't call Johnson either

 

[jphilipson]

The funny thing is that you chatted with a spam bot, that had no idea what you were saying lol

 

[stuffradio]

I just had to do a mass delete of posts in this thread. Don't egg each other on and start a flame war. If you guys are breaking rules with personal attacks, not singling anyone out... you'll all get an infraction. Keep to the original topic, have fun and don't flame.

 

[Blank Verse]

way to delete the best part of the thread

 

[DavidsAwesome]

TLTE? God dammit. How many posts do I need for that ----?

 

[Blank Verse]

Always 1 more than you have.

It hurts