ThE LongesT ThreaD EveR

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Have you tried reinstalling windows?

 

[DarkBlood]

Have you tried reinstalling windows?

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1010875 << I'm making this apply to Windows too.

 

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The only other alternative you have is to purchase 17-inch: 2.66GHz MacBook Pro with upgraded RAM and GPU.

 

[DarkBlood]

The only other alternative you have is to purchase 17-inch: 2.66GHz MacBook Pro with upgraded RAM and GPU.

Not until Macs go below 700 USD.

 

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I'm sorry, but you have to. You have ran out of options.....

 

[DarkBlood]

-- ----- you are here
-- --------- | | v
no sense | ██████████████████████████████████████████ | perfect sense

 

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just imagine what would happen if the gravity was to pull to the right for three seconds.

 

[hamster]

It would never happen... ok what Iyeru posted just made sense.

 

[TSO]

I don't think any of it makes sense.

 

[themoose]

Talk to me, Johnson. PM? Email?

 

[AMC]

I don't think any of it makes sense.

I don't think anything makes sense .... but maybe thats because I rarely think

 

[sep]

Talk to me, Johnson. PM? Email?

Sex line?

 

[AMC]

Sex line?

That'd be a twist on traditional phone intercourse for sure

 

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I was gonna go to work, but instead I got high.

 

[DarkBlood]

I read Oedipus Tyrannus.

 

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I bought a minifridge and stacked it with Heineken.

 

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Whenever I load Gmail the page is scrolled down a bit....

 

[TaoPhoenix]

Loading Google/anything

So whenever you load your Gmail someone gets a cup of tea?

 

[Dynash]

My battery takes around 1.5 hours to charge fully on average, and my battery lasts barely 10 mins, at fully charged. Ubuntu is telling me I have approximately 10 minutes of remaining battery life (99.5%)

That's bad. I DID around 4 hours when I got it, still surprised it's still going though, 2 years
Worst thing though is I can't use the laptop WITHOUT the battery. My charger port has bent, so the wire only charges the battery on a certain angle, which when it doesn't, it uses the battery which keeps it turned on, so obviously if it comes out and it has no battery the laptop shuts off.

We're talking every 1 min here, the wire comes out of place.

 

[AMC]

Tea is for Homos ... and builders

And dynash - you need to go to a hardware store methinks