ok, so, im tired of people trying to up-sell me whenever i try to buy anything now days. see example below...
so this morning i just want to buy some coffee and milk at the local corner store so i can have a wake me up with some cereal. mind you that the corner store milk is never really good for more than a few days for some reason, so, all i want is 1 gallon for the rest of the week. so, i go to the counter to pay and the cashier asks if i want to get a second gallon for just $0.50 more. i say, "no, thats ok, i just need the one." then she asks if i want a donut to go with my coffee and milk. all i can think in my head is "NO B!TCH, IM FAT, YOU REALLY THINK MY FAT A$$ NEEDS A DAMN DONUT. IF I WANTED A DONUT, I WOULD HAVE GRABBED ONE. IM ON A DIET HOE!" but, instead i just shake my head and say, no thanks, this will be it. then, i finally pay and think im in the clear of all questions, and she is handing me my changes, and i plan to donate my coin change to the little coin box for charity, and she asks me if i want to donate my coin. at that point, just to make her feel stupid and be an a$s myself, i wanted to say, "no, you know what, i was going to till you decided to be pushy and ask me, why dont you just let me decide for myself instead of putting me on the spot hoe?", but now, i just smile and say, "yeah, here ya go"
so, yeah, that is just story one. these up-sell things just really burn my ---. feel free to share any of your annoying up-sell stories. might give us all a little laugh thinking of when we were in the same situation.
so this morning i just want to buy some coffee and milk at the local corner store so i can have a wake me up with some cereal. mind you that the corner store milk is never really good for more than a few days for some reason, so, all i want is 1 gallon for the rest of the week. so, i go to the counter to pay and the cashier asks if i want to get a second gallon for just $0.50 more. i say, "no, thats ok, i just need the one." then she asks if i want a donut to go with my coffee and milk. all i can think in my head is "NO B!TCH, IM FAT, YOU REALLY THINK MY FAT A$$ NEEDS A DAMN DONUT. IF I WANTED A DONUT, I WOULD HAVE GRABBED ONE. IM ON A DIET HOE!" but, instead i just shake my head and say, no thanks, this will be it. then, i finally pay and think im in the clear of all questions, and she is handing me my changes, and i plan to donate my coin change to the little coin box for charity, and she asks me if i want to donate my coin. at that point, just to make her feel stupid and be an a$s myself, i wanted to say, "no, you know what, i was going to till you decided to be pushy and ask me, why dont you just let me decide for myself instead of putting me on the spot hoe?", but now, i just smile and say, "yeah, here ya go"
so, yeah, that is just story one. these up-sell things just really burn my ---. feel free to share any of your annoying up-sell stories. might give us all a little laugh thinking of when we were in the same situation.