Who doesnt love a work break up? :bd1:
Everyone drinking, dancing, singing, getting laid and having a good time right?
Unfortunately I seem to have a habit of about 1 every 10 years of making an --- of myself.
But we all do it now and then dont we??
So, lets start with this years one.
Ive been seeing this lil bisexual chick for a while now, and she came to the party. :love: We have this workmate whos a lesbian, who had a rather large crush on her at the start. Tho we sorted that out a few weeks abo, it doesnt stop people talking ---- and making accusations.
All night, i had people coming up and giving "advice" about my relationship, when really they know nothing about what the hells going on. But being a nice guy, i just listen and nod to the drunken rambelings. :beer:
About 10 hrs in, 20+ drinks later, they both dissapeared. People immedietly hought the worst, so I sent one of the girls into the toilet to see whats up. She wasnt there... :eek3:
So the comments start flying, I got mad (with comments like "shes outside eating pussy") and rather than take it out on the ----- making the comments, i went into the toilet, kicked the door closed behind me, it bounced, I punched it and created a nice lil hole :doh!:
Bloke steps in front of me "whats wrong man" i tell him nothing, just leave me alone. "Nah man tell me whats up" i tell him dude ---- off and leave me alone. He steps in front of me. I push him, give him a left hook and down he goes. I keep walking, another guys come up telling me "dude thats uncalled for" bla bla bla. Shoved me. Hit him 2x, he dropped. Another guy grabs my shoulder. Turned and hit him. He dropped. :hurt2:
I walked out, went to the car, they surround the car. So i wind down the window. "---- off guys, i dont wanna hurt no1." They just didnt want me to drive, wich i had no intention of doing just wanted peace.
So I ring her, and i spotted her sitting alone in the carpark, went for a chat, and walked her home. :wink2:
Now I have 2 weeks holiday, think its time to look for a new Job??
Anyone else with a Christmas Party Disaster Story? :lol:
Everyone drinking, dancing, singing, getting laid and having a good time right?
Unfortunately I seem to have a habit of about 1 every 10 years of making an --- of myself.
But we all do it now and then dont we??
So, lets start with this years one.
Ive been seeing this lil bisexual chick for a while now, and she came to the party. :love: We have this workmate whos a lesbian, who had a rather large crush on her at the start. Tho we sorted that out a few weeks abo, it doesnt stop people talking ---- and making accusations.
All night, i had people coming up and giving "advice" about my relationship, when really they know nothing about what the hells going on. But being a nice guy, i just listen and nod to the drunken rambelings. :beer:
About 10 hrs in, 20+ drinks later, they both dissapeared. People immedietly hought the worst, so I sent one of the girls into the toilet to see whats up. She wasnt there... :eek3:
So the comments start flying, I got mad (with comments like "shes outside eating pussy") and rather than take it out on the ----- making the comments, i went into the toilet, kicked the door closed behind me, it bounced, I punched it and created a nice lil hole :doh!:
Bloke steps in front of me "whats wrong man" i tell him nothing, just leave me alone. "Nah man tell me whats up" i tell him dude ---- off and leave me alone. He steps in front of me. I push him, give him a left hook and down he goes. I keep walking, another guys come up telling me "dude thats uncalled for" bla bla bla. Shoved me. Hit him 2x, he dropped. Another guy grabs my shoulder. Turned and hit him. He dropped. :hurt2:
I walked out, went to the car, they surround the car. So i wind down the window. "---- off guys, i dont wanna hurt no1." They just didnt want me to drive, wich i had no intention of doing just wanted peace.
So I ring her, and i spotted her sitting alone in the carpark, went for a chat, and walked her home. :wink2:
Now I have 2 weeks holiday, think its time to look for a new Job??
Anyone else with a Christmas Party Disaster Story? :lol:
