ThE LongesT ThreaD EveR

[themoose]

the last bit will be:
$x = 1;

print $x.' Green bottles sitting on the wall,<br>
'.$x.' Green bottles sitting on the wall,<br>
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall,<br>
there\'ll be no bottles sitting on the wall .....<br><hr><br>';

the first line:
1 Green bottles sitting on the wall,

 

[Tree]

Gar, fixed.

 

[themoose]

Nearly, not quite though.

Perfection. It's an art.™

 

[Johnson]

Your Mother. She's a Ho'.©

 

[iBrightDev]

yes she is. but she cant help it, so, dont hold it against her.

 

[Tree]

Query statistics: Since its startup, 21,596,392 queries have been sent to the server.

 

[iBrightDev]

when was startup?

 

[Keagle]

Bah, I can never get templates right.

 

[Tree]

when was startup?

This MySQL server has been running for 7 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes and 7 seconds. It started up on Jan 10, 2007 at 02:25 AM.

It's now at

Query statistics: Since its startup, 24,260,632 queries have been sent to the server.

 

[JonnyH]

Luvly.

 

[Phoenix-systems]

I just wanted to make my 40 th post!. The number 39 was to close to it.

 

[Keagle]

Posts don't go up in here, or we would all be on 1k+ posts. Pwnt

 

[themoose]

I would be on 5k posts or something, lol.

 

[Tree]

My mannequin can dance

 

[Keagle]

What's a mannequin? The word rings a bell somewhere...

 

[Tree]

Mannequin (n.)

A wooden or plastic jointed doll capable of very natural poses.​

 

[Keagle]

You scare me.

 

[Tree]

Lgfuad

 

[Tree]

 

[Johnson]

Your mother.