That song the schoolchildren are singing in Hitchcock's The Birds is easily the most annoying song now and forever.
<edit: for the past few moments I've been watching the scene and transcribing the lyrics for your "benifit">
I married my wife
In the month of June
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
I brought her home
By the light of the moon
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
She combs her hair
But once a year
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
With every stroke
She shed a tear
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Rustical quality
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
He brought her home
By the light of the moon
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
She combed her hair
But once a year
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
With every stroke
She shed a tear
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
She swept up her floor
But once a year
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
She said that brooms
Were much too dear
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
She churns her butter
In her dad's old boot
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
And for a dash
She'd use her foot
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
The butter it came out
All grizzle-y gray
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
The cheese it took legs
And ran away
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
She let the critter
Get away
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
I asked my wife
To wash the floor
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
She gave me my hat
And she showed me the door
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Now, now, now
Ristle-tee, rostle-tee
Hey, donnie-dostle-tee
Knickety-knackety
Rustical quality
Willow-tree, wallow-tee
Now, now, now
(repeat indefinitely)