Misc. Jokes

[Webdude]

Here ya go

I found a list of Aussie inventions..

1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) A book on how to read
4) Inflatable dart board
5) A dictionary index
6) Powdered water
7) Pedal-powered wheel chair
8) Water-proof tea bag
9) taillight blinker fluid
10) Chrome motorcycle doors
11) Skyhooks

For all you people who say the Aussies never invented anything

Spanish inventions
1) Submarine screen door
2) Ejector seat in a helicopter

Aussies in the lead by 9

 

[Giancarlo]

Lock this thread todd... I got a feeling it will turn into a flame war.

 

[niv]

ROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAOROTFLMAO

 

[Giancarlo]

 

[Giancarlo]

I demand an apology and this thread be locked now. Anybody who strikes upon any group of people from a particular country is a xenophobic SOB.

 

[Archbob]

Viva, Espana!

 

[Giancarlo]

CLOSE THIS DAMN THREAD NOW!

 

[Jan]

13) Skyhooks

Hey they are Australian!

 

[Giancarlo]

CLOSE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jan]

Giancarlo, where is your sense of humour?

 

[Webdude]

He's defending you Jan

 

[Giancarlo]

I lack one right now because of the arguments that just took place. And now another person has to open up another DAMN THREAD.

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Webdude
He's defending you Jan

Buzz off... you xenophobe.

 

[Toefur]

I think it is very out of line for Webdude, being a moderator and all, posting things like this.

All he is trying to do is stir GC up, and be his normal arrogant self. It seems that Webdude is just trying to incite things further.

(However, I did like the solar powered flashlight).

 

[Jan]

Hey you changed it! It is still funny though!

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI!

 

[Webdude]

No, I am trying to lighten him up. 99% of arguements on this forum...guess who is always right in the middle? If he lightened up and didnt take things so serious, that wouldnt happen.

 

[Giancarlo]

I will not accept or take any more incitments of this sort, any further will result in hell to pay. AND ON THIS MATTER THERE WILL BE NO COMPRIMISES.

Toefur, I am not arrogant.

 

[Toefur]

Originally posted by Giancarlo
Toefur, I am not arrogant.

I was referring to Webdude.

 

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Toefur


I was referring to Webdude.

Oh. Okay.

This is final before I start yelling again: Close this thread, for the best.

 

[Webdude]

Oh, I am not arrogant. Why would you think I am arrogant??