Kosher Imaginary Animals

[jmiller]

http://www.jeffvandermeer.com.nyud....l-monkey’s-guide-to-kosher-imaginary-animals/

E.T. isn't kosher.

 

[fnixws]

Well.. ET doesnt have hoves, I cant remember if they ever mention him having more than 1 stomach and hes not a bird. So definetly not Kosher

As for the rest, i didnt even bother reading it. Too long for me

 

[hamster]

So much for a sasquatch lol....

 

[Decker]

Loved that, took the P in new and interesting ways out of old and uninteresting (insert word here as I can't think of how to properly describe it!)

 

[foo2thabar]

I want a burger now.


Dammit.

 

[stuffradio]

I want a burger now.


Dammit.

Icanhascheezburger?

 

[foo2thabar]

Don't push me.

I or Johnson might snap and go overboard with the cat photos.

 

[Decker]

Is it nearly Caturday night?

 

[jmiller]

I want a burger now.


Dammit.

Good call. Any of the above listed "animals" would make for some awesome OMGWTFBBQ.

 

[notnamed]

Good call. Any of the above listed "animals" would make for some awesome OMGWTFBBQ.

Really? Mermaid? I dunno about that.

 

[foo2thabar]

You'd have to soak it in lemon juice to get the fishy taste out.

 

[jmiller]

Really? Mermaid? I dunno about that.

What could be more WTF than BBQ'd mermaid?