Hmm...I want...

[rmsharpe]

I want the following (for free):

Unlimited space
Unlimited bandwidth
25-50 FTP accounts
100 POP3's
100 subdomains (200 if possible)
Telnet access
CGI, SSI, PHP, ASP hosting
Free C/C++ compiler
Domain hosting
NO ADS
Sex
FrontPage 2000 support
Free 24 hour tech support
Co-location in at least 2 cities per country (5 for the G-7)
A 24"-28" monitor
Windows 2000 server (and all upgrades)
Dual T-3 line
Sex
10 terabyte hard drive
A 1981 DMC-12 DeLorean (automatic shift)
A girlfriend
World peace
Cure for cancer/AIDS/MS
Cure for death
Sex
Time machine (or two)
The White House
Winning lottery tickets
All banner ad revenue
Sex
2-3 jumbo jets
Credit for writing the Bible
Instant interplanetary travel
Asia
Find out who really killed Nicole Brown Simpson*

*this one is a joke, just ignore it!


I have some more requests, but I don't want to sound too needy.

 

[Atlantis]

Do you want fries with that ?

 

[Mrh0ax]

I will be right on it! but i cant get you sex, unless you like monkeys

my company wont allow it


but i can get the rest!

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IT STARTED SNOWING 15 MINS AGO

now i have 2 feet of snow

 

[coolguy23]

lol

 

[Mrh0ax]

hey, and the duel t3, cant get that but OC-3 is good! we have that

and i can give you control of all domains and make unlimited domains in any way cc, com, net, org, ky, to, nu, cz .. ect

and you get all the money they make!


oh, there is a catch

you gotta pose with the monkeys for a year or so

out in the wild

and plz read the tiny writing at the bottom

we backstab you after you are done with the moneksy and take your money and everything and give you a picture

 

[Atlantis]

OC-3 is good ? Where have you been ? OC-3 is nothing to an OC-255

Well, that's progress for you....

 

[Mrh0ax]

we have that too

 

[Cheap Bastard]

... if he doesn't want the fries, can i have em?

 

[Nick]

Originally posted by Cheap Bastard
... if he doesn't want the fries, can i have em?

NO! They're my fries so back off!

 

[}:8) Supermoo]

No Nick, I think the Cheap Bastard gets them...

 

[estrones]

Can I have chocolate? That's all I'd ask for, not fussed about the rest! Gimme chocolate!

 

[}:8) Supermoo]

Yeah, and seeing there is four lots of sex, I'm gonna take one and sell it...
you'd be suprised how much adfree sex is worth!

 

[godslayer]

ya buddy me too want sex for free

I want the following (for free):

Free C/C++ compiler
Domain hosting
NO ADS
Sex
FrontPage 2000 support
Free 24 hour tech support
Co-location in at least 2 cities per country (5 for the G-7)
A 24"-28" monitor
Windows 2000 server (and all upgrades)
Dual T-3 line
Sex

plz do teme if u get some

 

[Decker]

Why is this thread still even here, let alone someone answering it now?
Hope a passing mod catches it this time.