Happy Christmas FWS

[notnamed]

Just as an aside, does anyone else comment when a store employee says "Merry Christmas"? I was in Hallmark and an employee said that, to which I abruptly commented "That's quite offense, I'm Jewish! I don't need people wishing me Merry Christmas. This is the last time I'll be coming here!

Of course I'm not Jewish, but I like to give people a story to tell. I remember one day around Christmas when I worked at Hallmark, there was this strange fellow buying cards about how naughty children oversell and leave their support desk unmanned so Santa won't bring them a present....

No. Because it is not at all offensive to be wished "Merry Christmas." Do you also threaten to sue coffee shops when you spill coffee on yourself?

 

[Craig]

Awh. Did you catch Santa?

Yup & I cut his balls off (after kicking him in them), that bastard wont be breaking in our homes again!!! :ninja:.

 

[themoose]

Yup & I cut his balls off (after kicking him in them), that bastard wont be breaking in our homes again!!! :ninja:.

I hate you Craig. I hate you so damn much.

 

[Craig]

I hate you Craig. I hate you so damn much.

Do you feel attached to your balls?, just watch them!!!!!!, WATCH THEM :devious2:.

 

[themoose]

Craig, punctuation does not work like that.

 

[stuffradio]

Do you also threaten to sue coffee shops when you spill coffee on yourself?

Everyday! :lol:

 

[Craig]

Craig, punctuation does not work like that.

Funny part is your saying that to someone who just doesnt care, now, which one of my 5 bathrooms should I take a slash in......emmmmm .

 

[Blank Verse]

The one where the police are least likely to bust in and arrest you for murder.

 

[themoose]

Funny part is your saying that to someone who just doesnt care, now, which one of my 5 bathrooms should I take a slash in......emmmmm .

The one your mum's having a dump in.