Hey kids...we're pretending I don't have a birthday this year.
Anywho...the celebration was today, because in all of my 22 years on this planet, my birthday has never fallen on Easter before, so this caused a problem. I can't believe how coherent my writing is right now, because I spent about 30 dollars on alcohol myself, and had about 50 spent on me by my friends.
I almost slept with my best friend's girlfriend in my stupor, but thankfully I had enough sense not to do that.
We didn't bring a camera, which is too bad, because it was a shit show tonight. We got kicked out of two bars, and the guy on the way home really wasn't too thrilled that I was making kissy faces at him. He tried to run us off the road, but I knew he didn't have it in him.