lol.
Well Toefur if you want to learn guitar, the best thing you can do is either a. get a teacher for a few months, or get a book called "the guitar case chord book" and just concentrate on the simple chords and you will get better fast. as long as you know the chords you can play in a band. Dont say you're no good, because then you will think you're no good and you wont learn anything.
I have a little recording studio, and i work in a bigger one. producing, mixing and recording can be fun, but it really sucks when you hate the music you are recording. especially if they have to do several takes of a song. there's nothing like a shitty song running an infinite loop in your head.