[consumerist]worst ad ever.

[Reaper28]

http://consumerist.com/5130759/worst-apartment-rental-ad-ever

 

[Tracker]

Here it is still on craigslist http://u.l4n.me/?1d

 

[TSO]

Holy ----, that's insane!

 

[david432111]

Who would rent that?

 

[foo2thabar]

Who would rent that?

Another evangelical who enjoys living with sadists.

That ad pissed me off.

 

[themoose]

They wouldn't get away with it, there are many things that they are requesting which is illegal to do request.

 

[stuffradio]

Even though I'm a Christian, I'd get really mad at those rules. No thanks plx

 

[Dynash]

They wouldn't get away with it, there are many things that they are requesting which is illegal to do request.

Like searching of a visitors possesions? :knockedou
The ad pissed me off, whilst my jaw was open with shock, which lead me to snigger. I would totally rent that place just for the legality of it all.

 

[foo2thabar]

My first words upon moving in would be "b*tch I'm not yo chi'rren!"

 

[Reaper28]

Here it is still on craigslist http://u.l4n.me/?1d

that one is different from the consumerist one.

its all fun and games with this till i saw:

• Bedroll - Upon move in, you will receive a new tenant orientation and bedroll kit, including 1 sheet, 1 blanket, 1 pillow, 1 pillowcase, 1 hygiene kit, 1 pair of socks, 1 pair of boxer shorts, 1 towel, 1 facecloth, 1 orange jumpsuit, 1 tenant's handbook, and 1 toilet roll. Additional toilet rolls can be purchased through the commissary for $2.00 apiece. Additional clothing is also available from the commissary.

 

[Matt8]

Sounds like prison....

 

[Patrick]

Yeah, it does.

• There is even a window! Security bars installed for your safety and to prevent unauthorized activity

VISITATION: Visitation periods will be on Saturdays and Sundays from 1:00 p.m. until 3:00 p.m. All visitors and their vehicles are subject to search while on Landlord property. Refusal to allow a search can result in their being barred from all future visitation privileges. All visitors must sign the Visitor's Log. First time visitors will pay a fee of $50.00 to cover paperwork and administrative costs resulting from their visit. Unauthorized visitors will be escorted from the property, and the tenant will be fined $250.00.

MAIL: Incoming mail addressed to you will be opened and inspected for contraband. It will not be read for content unless there is a compelling reason to do so. You may receive a maximum of 20 pieces of mail per week. Incoming mail in excess of 20 pieces will be held until the following week.

I.D. BRACELETS: Each tenant will be issued an I.D. bracelet with his/her photograph and tenant ID number. It must be worn at all times. If you lose your I.D. bracelet or it is broken, you will be required to purchase a new one at the nominal cost of $6.25.

Who the hell would rent this place? Rather be in jail - free too!

 

[foo2thabar]

I bet the incoming mail thing gets them sued.

 

[Matt8]

I'm really thinking this is probably a joke for someone who made something sound like a cult/jail...

 

[Johnson]

ditto. joke.