Ok, I've been writing down ideas for a certain script for over a year now and I have a major problem -- I don't know any programming languages!!! I really want to learn Perl and PHP/mySQL. I would just read the internet, but I am a multitasker and I end up getting distracted with IMs, message boards, etc and not focusing on it. I need an in-depth, strait to the point, with no 'fluff' book about Perl and a similar book only on PHP/mySQL. Also, if possible a book that isn't in the ...For Dummies line of books. I'm really not a fan of them.