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ababa contest! HOO HOO HOO!

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The Spirit of Christmas Contest!

What do you think about Christmas? Love it? Hate it?
Create a picture, a poem, a rhyme, a web page, a song, anything you can do on your computer that expresses your feelings and win an ababa account! Everyone can enter - you don't have to be an artist.

Last day to enter is Christmas Day.


The winner will get the following special ababa account for one year:

- 25MB Space
- 1.5GB of Transfer
- Ababa Web-Based Control Panel 3
- Domain Hosting
- FTP Access
- CGI Scripting in Perl
- PHP
- Server Side Includes
- 1 mySQL Database
- Apache Handler
- Customised Error Documents
- URL Redirections
- Free Scripts
- Perl Script Checker
- Ping
- Traceroute
- NS Lookup
- Disk Usage Meter
- Transfer Usage Meter
- Error Logs
- Webalizer Site Statistic
- Downloadable Raw Access Logs



Merry Christmas! :madchrist


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Well ....

Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas, Cristmas !!!!

I love them . Sitting all day :D . On the other hand you work on your Website :mad:
A season when the Earth goes white ....

(If I will be the only 1 will I win ? :D )
 
Here is a special poem written by Seldimi :

I wish you a Merry Cristmas, I wish you a Merry Cristmas
I wish you a Merry Cristmas and a Happy New Year ...
 
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Yeah, I'd say you have a good chance. Lovely modernistic poem you've got there. Brought tears to my eyes. :crysad: :ditsy2:
 
Here's a poem I wrote especially for this contest

Oh, Santa rides a sliegh
And the reindeer sleep in hay
This peom shall win
Cause it has a poetic Ring

Now that is poetic creativity!
 
Ok ya made me do it...


The seven days of christmas hosting .

On the first day of christmas my FWH gave to me.. a part time share in the company.

On the second day of christmas my FWH gave to me... two server screw-up's and a part time share in the company.

On the thrid day of christmas my FWH gave to me... three illegal errors two server screw-up's and a part time share in the company.

On the fourth day of christmas my FWH gave to me... four missing pages, three illegal errors, two server screw-up's, and a part time share in the company.

On the fifth day of christmas my FWH gave to me ... FIVE HOURS DOWN TIMMMMME, four missing pages, three illegal errors, two server screw-up's, and a part time share in the company.


On the sixth day of christmas my FWH gave to me... six porno popups, FIVE HOURS DOWN TIMMMMME, four missing pages, three illegal errors, two server screw-up's, and a part time share in the company.

On the seventh day of christmas my FWH shut down on me... so anyone want to buy my share in the company...?
 
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here's another ...


Oh FSP Oh FSP how slow are your connections...

Oh FSP Oh FSP and lousy are your directions...

Please give me links that do not break,
And more support FOR GOODNESS SAKE.



Oh FSP Oh FSP.....


Ok I am done now
 
Christmas is a time to buy hosting
better than all your friend's boasting
of his awesome host
with more features than toast.
Oh how I love Christmas.

Chanukah is a time to buy domains
but for newbies this might be a pain
it takes some time to work
so go ahead and break the cork
Oh how I love Chanukah.

New Years is a time to party
When your updates become tardy
Your site is still giving cheer
So let go of your fear
Oh how I love New Years


HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE :)
 
Please give me hosting
Or I will chop off your head
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

Haiku ;) *waits for applause*
 
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Originally posted by flexx
Ok ya made me do it...


The seven days of christmas hosting .

On the first day of christmas my FWH gave to me.. a part time share in the company.

On the second day of christmas my FWH gave to me... two server screw-up's and a part time share in the company.

On the thrid day of christmas my FWH gave to me... three illegal errors two server screw-up's and a part time share in the company.

On the fourth day of christmas my FWH gave to me... four missing pages, three illegal errors, two server screw-up's, and a part time share in the company.

On the fifth day of christmas my FWH gave to me ... FIVE HOURS DOWN TIMMMMME, four missing pages, three illegal errors, two server screw-up's, and a part time share in the company.


On the sixth day of christmas my FWH gave to me... six porno popups, FIVE HOURS DOWN TIMMMMME, four missing pages, three illegal errors, two server screw-up's, and a part time share in the company.

On the seventh day of christmas my FWH shut down on me... so anyone want to buy my share in the company...?
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guess whats shocking? i sung that. lol.
 
Christmas, time to pull some crackers,
let little relations kick you in the knackers,
escape from family and get online,
its nearly new year, PARTY TIME.

Boxing day arrives, your bored shitless,
wishing it was yesterday, christmas.
Fed up of the prezzies you got the day before,
waiting for some sexy blonde chick to knock at your door. :)

New Years Day arrives and your going to get drunk,
and the sexy tall blond arrives, shes so hot that you....

finished :D:D
 
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