and it's right next to a store called Sex Porno. Guess how literal a name spunk Bar is, go on guess.
Oh right, hello from Denmark. Blank Verse goes international.
Oh right, hello from Denmark. Blank Verse goes international.
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I'm a block and a half away from something called "Spunk Bar"
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Denmark is cool, although I'm leaving for Stockholm REALLY soon right here. Peo was a smart man who had to go on business in the south of the country for most of the time I'll be there. Peo is a bastard. :eek2:
Who said bastard?
Anywho...yeah, I like Denmark a lot. I died and went to heaven during the Carlsberg Brewery tour, but then I realized the brewery was cooler than heaven, so I went back. I want to live there.
The drinks are cheap, the weather is as beautiful as the women, and for a boy who comes from probably the most conservative city in Canada, Europe is a bit of a shocker.
not THE shocker. ----ing perverts.
I've met some Australians, Jan. They speak kindly of you. I told them to stop doing that.
Who said bastard?
Anywho...yeah, I like Denmark a lot. I died and went to heaven during the Carlsberg Brewery tour, but then I realized the brewery was cooler than heaven, so I went back. I want to live there.
The drinks are cheap, the weather is as beautiful as the women, and for a boy who comes from probably the most conservative city in Canada, Europe is a bit of a shocker.
not THE shocker. ----ing perverts.
I've met some Australians, Jan. They speak kindly of you. I told them to stop doing that.
Oh you met Princess Mary did you?
I don't know what that means. But I'm going to say yes
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How dare you tell him not to bring me any presents! I'm going to drive to Calgary RIGHT when he comes back so I can get my souvenir from himTracker said:
Err read my post again I told him not to forget to bring you somethingHow dare you tell him not to bring me any presents! I'm going to drive to Calgary RIGHT when he comes back so I can get my souvenir from him
I know, I'm just testing you to see if you were paying attentionTracker said:
Im just testing your ability to testI know, I'm just testing you to see if you were paying attention
Everyone always gets caught up in their souvenirs and gay jokes. I need to know two things.
1. Analytical breakdown of the availability of good beer. Good is of course a relative term; however, I trust in your judgment.
2. Roughly speaking, how many dimes do you see walking down the street. If you want to make it easy, you can just give an answer in units of trim per fortnight.
That is all.
1. Analytical breakdown of the availability of good beer. Good is of course a relative term; however, I trust in your judgment.
2. Roughly speaking, how many dimes do you see walking down the street. If you want to make it easy, you can just give an answer in units of trim per fortnight.
That is all.
1. Denmark surprised me. The beer is certainly tasty, but for the most part, it's strength is on par with Canada. Decently strong, but not like...Germany strong. That said, these are pretty high quality beers, and they are CHEAP. To Americanize this for you, you can get a bottle about 25 oz. of Carlsberg, for, roughly $1.40 USD. So I did that lots. and lots. and lots. The good thing about that is it stays smooth and refreshing even after you've downed about 9 or 10 of them. Here in Stockholm, this is my first day here, and I have yet to get to any serious drinking yet. I'm just in my hostel now drying off from the rain (I spent about 3.5 hours in it today), and I'm off to test the wares later on tonight. I'll report back my findings later.
2. The answer to this is simply overwhelming. I don't think I can count that high. Now, in Canada, and in the US whenever I've been, I've decided that the women are just as hot as here, but I do have a particular fondness for Scandinavian features, so it's been hard to keep my concentration. (not to mention the international flavour I've come across at the hostels as well. the world is a beautiful place) The difference between here and home is that, seeing as these are smaller countries but more crowded than back at home, there seems to be a higher concentration of talent per square mile. And that's just fine and dandy. Plus I find they take greater effort to showcase how good they look. And I don't mean that they look slutty. They absolutely do not look slutty. They're done up very nice. I kind of just want to take off my pants, close my eyes and run in a random direction. I think the ol' fella knows what to do.
...none of you are getting presents. Except for Gayo, I'm getting him something from Spunk Bar.
:lol: Good luck with that one, try not to call me when you get arrested or shot at or beat up or somethingBlank Verse said:
And by Gayo you mean me, gotcha!Blank Verse said:
I want a Spunk Bar present.
You already have pierced nipples. There is nothing more a present from Spunk Bar can do for you nowI want a Spunk Bar present.
Then bring me back someone who works there.
You'll all have to wait, I'm not going back to Copenhagen until I leave to go home.
