Who Would Win?

[Logo101]

You will be picking the winner of a celebrity boxing match.

Example: Courtney Love Vs. Angelina Jolie

Then the next person will pick one and then list a new pair.

I'll start. First one:

Britney Spears Vs. JLo

 

[Robert]

JLo. She has more "muscles".

Justin Timerblake vs. Stevie Wonder

(this is an easy one)

 

[Logo101]

Stevie Wonder (Justin Couldn't Hurt A Fly)

Mike Myers VS. Jim Carrey

 

[cowax]

Mike Myers, hes got mojo baby

P.Diddy or Peewee Herman

 

[Conscript]

P.Ditty (spent too much time being a gangsta)

Spike Lee v. Larry Bird

 

[Robert]

Originally posted by Conscript
P.Ditty (spent too much time being a gangsta)

Spike Lee v. Larry Bird

Spike Lee

President Bush or John Kerry

 

[Logo101]

John Kerry

Hilary Clinton VS. Susan Collins

 

[Robert]

Originally posted by Logo101
John Kerry

Hilary Clinton VS. Susan Collins

Susan Collins

President Bush vs. Saddam

 

[jmiller]

Originally posted by Robert
Susan Collins

President Bush vs. Saddam

(I better get to this one before conscript rapes the thread)
Anyways, Saddam would win -- using some dirty form of fighting .. like a grenade or something, that and the fact that Bush (and all the henchmen he'd have with him) are cowards.

Jimmy Kimmel vs Jay Leno

 

[cowax]

Jay Leno, he will use the power of his chin.


Suzanne Summers vs Martha Stewart

 

[keith]

suzanne somers

Originally posted by Logo101
John Kerry

i disagree... being the lib he is, john kerry would just want to figure out why bush wants to fight him, then ask what it would be that he'd have to change about himself and his lifestyle so bush wouldn't want to beat him up anymore.

mike tyson vs. pauly shore

 

[foo2thabar]

Originally posted by keith
suzanne somers i disagree... being the lib he is, john kerry would just want to figure out why bush wants to fight him, then ask what it would be that he'd have to change about himself and his lifestyle so bush wouldn't want to beat him up anymore.

mike tyson vs. pauly shore

Mike Tyson....he'd make dinner out of some ears.

Ray Liotta v.s. Robert deNiro

 

[Blank Verse]

DeNiro. Don't ---- with DeNiro.

Webdude or Jan?

 

[jmiller]

Originally posted by Blank Verse
DeNiro. Don't ---- with DeNiro.

Webdude or Jan?

Webdude -- his mullet no doubt holds special, anti-aussie super powers.

 

[bigperm]

See if you guys could settle this one:

A no holds-barred over the top rope elimination royal rumble pitting the cast of HERCULES against the cast of BEASTMASTER.

 

[Blank Verse]

I'd say Hercules. Simply because in a handicap match, the handicapped always win. Plus the Beastmaster was a pussy.

 

[Webdude]

I'd say Hercules, he's a god and the beastmaster isnt.

Bill Gates or Donald Trump?

btw, I dont have a mullet, but I hear they are making a comeback, so am growing one as fast as I can...lol

 

[Blank Verse]

Donald Trump. He has the unfair advantage as his hair is a certified weapon.

Joe Dirt vs. Billy Ray Cyrus, circa 1992. The mullet issue is hot right now...

 

[tandoc]

Joe Dirté

paper vs plastic (bags, money, whatever)

:classic2:

 

[Ocore]

Paper. I'm eco-friendly.

Charmed or Buffy?