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¿sɹǝʇlıɟ ʇsɐd oƃ sıɥʇ sǝop

Oh my... it does :S

Dynash, sep's one is different. Your one generates a bottom alignment whereas sep's one is a top alignment.
 
spɐ ǝlƃooƃ sʇı llɐ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıʎouuɐ ʎlǝʌıssɐɯ sı sıɥʇ op oʇ pǝsn ǝƃɐdqǝʍ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ ¿ʇsɐǝl ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıʎouuɐ ʇou sıɥʇ sı ɹo ǝɯ ʇsnɾ ʇı sı ɯɯɥ

On another note

˙ʎɐs oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı llɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ˙,,ǝƃɐʌɐs,, puɐ ,,snolɐǝɾ,, sɐ spɹoʍ ɥɔns ʎq ʎluo pǝqıɹɔsǝp ǝq uɐɔ ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ˙ɹɯ ˙ʇı ɟo ʇno pǝɯɐɥs ǝq ʇsnɯ ǝɥ 'ssǝuɥsıɟlǝs sıɥ ɟo ʇno pǝnƃɹɐ ǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ɟı ˙ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno pǝɥƃnɐl ǝq ʇsnɯ ǝɥ 'sǝɔıpnɾǝɹd sıɥ ɟo ʇno pǝuosɐǝɹ ǝq ʇ,uɐɔ ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ɟı ǝsnɐɔǝq sƃuıɥʇ ǝsǝɥʇ ʎɐs oʇ sn ɹoɟ ʎsɐǝ s,ʇı ʇɐɥʇ sı ʇuıod ǝɥʇ ,,˙suoıʇdǝɔuoɔ snoıʌǝɹd puɐ 'sʇıqɐɥ plo 'sǝɔıpnɾǝɹd 'uoıʇnʇıʇsoɹd ʇsuıɐƃɐ ʇɥƃıɟ ɐ spuɐɯǝp lǝsɐǝʍ ʎɯlɐq ʎɹǝʌǝ ɟo ǝɔıʇɔɐɹd ʎɯlɐq ʎɹǝʌǝ ǝsodxǝ oʇ ʇɥƃıɟ ǝɥʇ,, 'ʎɐs oʇ sn ɹoɟ ʎsɐǝ s,ʇı ˙sʇɔılɟuoɔ ƃuıʌlosǝɹ pɹɐʍoʇ ʞɹoʍ oʇ ɥɔıɥʍ uı sʇxǝʇuoɔ ǝʌıʇɔnɹʇsuoɔ ǝɹoɯ puıɟ plnoɥs ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ɯıɐlɔxǝ oʇ sn ɹoɟ ʎsɐǝ s,ʇı ˙ǝɔıpɹɐʍoɔ puɐ ssǝuɥsılooɟ sıɥ ʇɐ spɐǝɥ ɹno ǝʞɐɥs oʇ sn ɹoɟ ʎsɐǝ s,ʇı ʇɐɥʇ ʇǝƃɹoɟ oʇ ʎɐʍ ou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ 'pǝƃuǝllɐɥɔ ǝɔuo ɹɐǝddɐ slɐǝs pǝuıɐɹʇ sıɥ ,,ɯɐǝɹʇsuıɐɯ,, puɐ pǝsıod ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ puɐ 'sɔıʇuɐ s,ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ɟo sǝʇouʇooɟ puɐ suoıʇɐʇıɔ ǝɥʇ oʇuı sǝʌlǝp ǝuo dǝǝp ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ ˙sǝssǝɔxǝ snoıɹnɟ uı ǝsoɥʇ ɥʇıʍ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝɹǝɟɟıpuı uı sʇɐɹ ɹǝʍǝs ʇuɐɹouƃı ǝsǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ 'uoıʇɐuƃıpuı puɐ 'ɹǝƃuɐ 'llıʍ llı uı ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɥʇıʍ 'ssǝussǝlǝdoɥ puɐ ɹıɐdsǝp uı uǝɯ-sǝʎ sıɥ ɟo ǝuo ɥʇıʍ 'suoıʇɐʇsǝɟıuɐɯ ploɟpuɐsnoɥʇ uı sǝʌlǝsɯǝɥʇ ssǝɹdxǝ suoıʇɐɔıɹɐʌǝɹd s,ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ

˙ǝsoɥɔ ǝɯǝɯ ɐl ʇsǝ,ɔ snld 'ǝƃuɐɥɔ ɐɔ snld 'ʎɐs ʎǝɥʇ sɐ ˙ɯsıxɹɐɯ puıɥǝq ʇɹoddns sıɥ ɟo llɐ ƃuıʇʇnd s,ǝɥ 'sʎɐpɐʍou ˙ɯsıɥɔosɐɯ ɟo ʇuǝuodoɹd ɹoɾɐɯ ɐ ǝq oʇ pǝsn ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ :sʍolloɟ sɐ ʇuıod ʎɯ uıɐldxǝ pɐǝʇsuı ǝɯ ʇǝl os ˙pıɐɹɟɐ ɯ,ı 'ƃuıuɐǝɯ ɥɔnɯ ǝʌɐɥ oʇ ʇuǝɯǝʇɐʇs ɐ ɟo lɐɹǝuǝƃ ooʇ ʇıq ɐ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'llǝʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ǝʇɐɔılǝp ʎlɹɐlnɔıʇɹɐd ǝq oʇ pǝǝu ʇ,uop ı ʇnq sʞɔɐnb pǝlpıɹqun 'ƃuıplǝıʍ-ɹǝʍod ɟo looʇ ǝlqɐsodsıp ɐ uɐɥʇ ǝɹoɯ ƃuıɥʇou ǝq ʎɐɯ ǝɥ 'sǝʎ ˙sɯıɐ ǝnɹʇ sıɥ puɐʇsɹǝpun oʇ -- ƃuıʎɐs sı ǝɥ ʇɐɥʍ oʇ pǝsoddo sɐ -- ƃuıop sı ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʇɐ ʞool ʎluo pǝǝu ǝuo ʇnq ˙ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɟo ǝʌol sıɥ puɐ ʎɔɐɹɔoɯǝp ɟo ʇɹoddns sıɥ sɹǝʌɐ ʎlʇuǝnbǝɹɟ ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ

˙pǝɔuıʌuoɔun sɐʍ ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ 'pǝʇɔǝdxǝ ı sɐ ˙sɯsʎlɔɐʇɐɔ uɹǝpoɯ llɐ puıɥǝq puɐɥ uǝppıɥ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ǝɔuıʌuoɔ oʇ pǝıɹʇ ı ˙ʞsɐʇ ssǝlǝdoɥ ɐ ǝq plnoʍ ʍǝuʞ ı ʇɐɥʍ pǝʇdɯǝʇʇɐ ı 'ɹǝɯɯns ʇsɐl ˙uoıʇnloʌǝɹ ʞıʌǝɥsloq ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ı ɹɐʍ plɹoʍ ɟo uoıʇɐʇsɐʌǝp ǝɥʇ 'lɐʌɐǝɥdn lɐıɔos pıdɐɹ oʇ ǝsuodsǝɹ uı ǝdoɹnǝ ʎɹnʇuǝɔ-ɥʇǝıʇuǝʍʇ ʎlɹɐǝ uı ǝsoɹɐ ʇsɹıɟ ʇɐɥʇ sɔıʇılod snoıɔɐnbol ɟo ɯɹoɟ ɐ sɐ ʇuǝɯdolǝʌǝp puɐ ʇxǝʇuoɔ lɐɔıɹoʇsıɥ sʇı ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ 'ǝlnɹ ɟo ɯǝʇsʎs ɐ sɐ puɐ ʇuǝɯǝʌoɯ ɐ sɐ pǝssɐdɯoɔuǝ sɐɥ ɯsıʌıʇɐlǝɹ lɐɹoɯ ɟo ɯɹoɟ lɐɔısıɐpɐʞɔɐl ʎlɹɐlnɔıʇɹɐd s,ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ puɐʇsɹǝpun oʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇɐʇs plnoɥs ı 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ 'ʇɹɐʇs ı ǝɹoɟǝq ˙ɹǝʇʇǝl sıɥʇ ɟo ʎpoq ǝɥʇ ʇnoɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʎllɐuoısɐɔɔo ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ɹǝɟǝɹ uǝɥʇ puɐ sǝlɔɐʇsqo ǝsǝɥʇ ǝʇɐɹqɯnpɐ ʎlɟǝıɹq llıʍ ı ˙uoıʇɐɹǝɯolƃƃɐ ssǝldɐs puɐ pǝʇɐloıʇǝ uɐ oʇuı ǝpɐldnǝd ɔıʇoıɹʇɐdun s,ɹǝʇsɯɐɥ ˙ɹɯ ǝzıuɐʞlɐq oʇ ʇlnɔıɟɟıp ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ sǝlɔɐʇsqo lɐɹǝʌǝs ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uoıʇɔɐ ɟo ǝsɹnoɔ ɐ ǝqıɹɔsǝɹd oʇ ǝʞıl ɥɔnɯ ʎɹǝʌ plnoʍ ı ɥƃnoɥʇlɐ
 
˙oǝl ǝnbıʇsıɹʇ ǝʇɐʇndlnʌ snllǝsɐɥd ˙ɯǝs ǝʇɐʇndlnʌ ɯnʇuǝɯıpuoɔ snɯɐʌıʌ ˙ʇɐɹǝ ǝɐʇıʌ ǝɔsnɟ ˙ɯnlnqıʇsǝʌ ɐllnu ˙ɐlnƃıl ɯɐllnu ˙oʇsnɾ ʇɐnbǝsuoɔ ʇǝnbılɐ pǝs ˙oıpo ʇɐ ɯɐllnu ˙ɔunu ɔɐ sınp ˙ǝpǝd ʇǝɯɐ ʇıs ɯɐıʇǝ ˙ınp 'pǝs uıpnʇıɔıllos 'ʇǝƃǝ ɯnɹʇnɹ 'uou ǝıʇsǝloɯ 'ʇɐɹǝ sılǝɟ ɯɐnbılɐ ˙oɹǝqıl sıllɐʌuoɔ snʇɔǝl oǝl ɯnʇuǝɯǝlǝ lǝʌ 'snʇǝɯ ɯnʇuǝɯɹǝɟ ɯɐıp ɹolop 'sǝlɐpos snʇɔnl ǝɐʇıʌ ǝnƃnɐ 'ɹɐuıʌlnd sınp ˙ǝnbsıɹǝlǝɔs ʇɐıƃnǝɟ ɥqıu lǝʌ ǝʇuɐ sınb uıoɹd ˙ɹolop sıʇʇɐɯ ǝnbsıɹǝlǝɔs ɐllnu ˙ɐʇɹod ǝıʇsǝloɯ snsıɹ uou ıɯ ʇn ɔunu ˙ɯnsdı ɐ ɯǝs ɔunu ɯnɹʇnɹ uou 'ɯɐıp sıʇʇɐɯ nɔɹɐ ɐuɹn 'sısılıɔɐɟ sıʇɐuǝuǝʌ sınb snɔɐl 'ɯıssıuƃıp sınp ˙ɹolop lǝʌ sıɹnɐɯ ˙ɐlnƃıl ʇǝǝɹoɐl ɯnʇuǝɯɹǝɟ uı ˙ʇɐdʇnloʌ ʇɐɹǝ ɯɐnbılɐ

˙ʇılǝʌ ɐ ǝnƃnɐ ɐıuıɔɐl ǝnbsǝʇuǝllǝd ˙sıllɐʌuoɔ pǝs ˙snʇǝɯ lǝʌ ɐllnu ˙sıdɹnʇ uou pǝs ˙sılǝɟ ɔǝuop ˙oʇsnɾ ɹnʇǝʇɔǝsuoɔ ɯnpɹǝʇuı ɹnʇıqɐɹnɔ ˙sıdɹnʇ sınb uı ˙ıɔɹo ʇɐ ɹolop ɐɹʇǝɹɐɥd ɹǝƃǝʇuı ˙ʇsǝ ʇıɹǝɹpuǝɥ snsɹnɔ snllǝsɐɥd ˙ǝıʇsǝloɯ snllǝsɐɥd ˙ɐllnu 'sınb ʇıpuɐlq 'ʇǝƃǝ poɯsınǝ 'sınb sǝlɐpos 'uǝıdɐs ıɔɹo ɯɐnbılɐ ˙snɯ snlnɔıpıɹ ɹnʇǝɔsɐu 'sǝʇuoɯ ʇuǝıɹnʇɹɐd sıp sıuƃɐɯ ʇǝ snqıʇɐuǝd ǝnboʇɐu sııɔos ɯnɔ ˙ʇıɹǝɹpuǝɥ ʇɐdʇnloʌ ɯıuǝ ɔǝu ɐllnu uı ıqɹoɯ

˙ıɯ uı ɔǝuop ˙sıɹnɐɯ ɹǝdɯǝs ɐlnɔıɥǝʌ ıqɹoɯ ˙oɹǝqıl uı ıɔɹo snʇɔǝl ʇunpıɔuıʇ ɔɐ 'lsıu sılnɔɐı ɯǝɹol ɯnsdı 'sıʇɐuǝuǝʌ ɹnʇǝʇɔǝsuoɔ ʇn ǝnbǝu 'sıʇɹoqol snɯɐʌıʌ ˙snɔɐl ɯnɹʇnɹ snɔɐl ɹoʇɔnɐ ǝnbsınb ˙ǝnbsǝʇuǝllǝd ɹnʇıqɐɹnɔ ˙ǝpǝd ɔǝu snɔɐl ǝnƃuoɔ ǝssıpuǝdsns ˙sıɹnɐɯ ɯɐnbılɐ snllǝsɐɥd ˙ʇsɯnʇɔıp ɐǝʇɐld ǝssɐʇıqɐɥ ɔɐɥ uı ˙ʇunpıɔuıʇ ǝnbsıɹǝlǝɔs ʇılǝʌ ǝnbsıɹǝlǝɔs ǝpǝd ʇǝ ɯɐnbılɐ ˙ɔunu ǝnbıʇsıɹʇ ʇǝnbılɐ sınp ˙ʇılǝ ƃuıɔsıdıpɐ ɹnʇǝʇɔǝsuoɔ 'ʇǝɯɐ ʇıs ɹolop ɯnsdı ɯǝɹol

˙oǝl ǝnbıʇsıɹʇ ǝʇɐʇndlnʌ snllǝsɐɥd ˙ɯǝs ǝʇɐʇndlnʌ ɯnʇuǝɯıpuoɔ snɯɐʌıʌ ˙ʇɐɹǝ ǝɐʇıʌ ǝɔsnɟ ˙ɯnlnqıʇsǝʌ ɐllnu ˙ɐlnƃıl ɯɐllnu ˙oʇsnɾ ʇɐnbǝsuoɔ ʇǝnbılɐ pǝs ˙oıpo ʇɐ ɯɐllnu ˙ɔunu ɔɐ sınp ˙ǝpǝd ʇǝɯɐ ʇıs ɯɐıʇǝ ˙ınp 'pǝs uıpnʇıɔıllos 'ʇǝƃǝ ɯnɹʇnɹ 'uou ǝıʇsǝloɯ 'ʇɐɹǝ sılǝɟ ɯɐnbılɐ ˙oɹǝqıl sıllɐʌuoɔ snʇɔǝl oǝl ɯnʇuǝɯǝlǝ lǝʌ 'snʇǝɯ ɯnʇuǝɯɹǝɟ ɯɐıp ɹolop 'sǝlɐpos snʇɔnl ǝɐʇıʌ ǝnƃnɐ 'ɹɐuıʌlnd sınp ˙ǝnbsıɹǝlǝɔs ʇɐıƃnǝɟ ɥqıu lǝʌ ǝʇuɐ sınb uıoɹd ˙ɹolop sıʇʇɐɯ ǝnbsıɹǝlǝɔs ɐllnu ˙ɐʇɹod ǝıʇsǝloɯ snsıɹ uou ıɯ ʇn ɔunu ˙ɯnsdı ɐ ɯǝs ɔunu ɯnɹʇnɹ uou 'ɯɐıp sıʇʇɐɯ nɔɹɐ ɐuɹn 'sısılıɔɐɟ sıʇɐuǝuǝʌ sınb snɔɐl 'ɯıssıuƃıp sınp ˙ɹolop lǝʌ sıɹnɐɯ ˙ɐlnƃıl ʇǝǝɹoɐl ɯnʇuǝɯɹǝɟ uı ˙ʇɐdʇnloʌ ʇɐɹǝ ɯɐnbılɐ

There, I wasted more space in the database than Tracker did.
 
*Throws a fish at Rsmiley*
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I have a funny story about fish ...

About 10 years ago, I was 14. When I was 14, I was a bit of a tearaway, I didn't live at home, I didn't go to school and most months I had a court date for something.
As you might imagine the police in our local area got to know 14 year old Joe quite well, we were on first name terms for the most part. A new-ish power was introduced to the police whereby they could search anyone for anything, without needing any excuse ( evidence ). I didn't live at home, but I visited my mum almost every day. The road she lived on was about a mile and a half long and she was about 3/4 of the way down it, every day I would walk all the way down this road to meet friends or whatever after visiting my mum. About 3 times a week for a month I was stopped and searched by the police, for stolen goods. It started getting on my nerves, they never found anything ( because I wasn't doing anything wrong on those days ), I was never arrested ... but still they kept searching, I kept having to empty all my pockets onto the bonet of their vauxhall astra.
Puffer jackets were in fasion at the time, you know those big brightly coloured jackets that make people look 3x bigger then they are. I decided I would put a stop to all this searching me and violating my privacy. So before I left my mums house one day, I got a tin of custard, some fresh sausages, and some fresh salmon out of the fridge, I took the fish and sausage out of it's wrapper and distributed it evenly among my two front pockets. I then opened the tin of custard and done the same.
So then I get outside and start walking towards the end of the road, just when the smell started to overpower me and I was looking for a garden I could chuck my jacket in, a marked vauxhall astra pulled up behind me and the lovely officers inside started talking to me - asking me the same questions they had asked 20 times that month. I stopped and they got out of the car, they gave me the normal "There's been some thefts in the area, and we'd like to search your person, if you don't let us do it here, we'll have to take you to the station and get a responsible adult to be there while you're cautioned" ... I asked them quite clearly if they were sure they wanted me to empty my pockets onto the bonet of their car, they said yes.

That was the last time I was searched for almost a year ...
 
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