So my parents think I smoke crack.

[foo2thabar]

What are some bizarre accusations your parents have made in years past?


[edit]
This is the third time they've accused me of it. It happens about once a year.

 

[Nick]

Well after today, they think I'm risking life and limb, imitating Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.

 

[themoose]

Blanks' 'rents thinks he's gay.

My mum once thought I was smoking weed in my room, which is ridiculous. I'd never smoke weed in the house.

 

[Stan]

Son, i know it may be embarrassing but, are you GAY?

 

[Jordan Mclay]

I have been accused of ebing sacked from my job :S and just going out everyday pretending im working.

All because i went into work when it was actually my day off so i decided to go to the pub, course i then went home and explained it to dear mother bear who didn't believe a word of it.

So she thinks the past 8 months i have been sitting in the pub 5 days a week :lol:

 

[utcrazy]

My parents thought I smoked pot and consumed large amounts of alcohol on a regular basis. They may have been right.

 

[Jackel.ca]

I AM Canadian! :lol:

My parents thought I smoked pot and consumed large amounts of alcohol on a regular basis. They may have been right.

 

[Jordan Mclay]

Hmmm, I think you may need to share some of the pot with him mark :S

 

[utcrazy]

I'm quite generous.

 

[Jackel.ca]

Apologies for the confusion. I was quoting the Molson Canadian slogan :ninja:

Hmmm, I think you may need to share some of the pot with him mark :S

 

[Jordan Mclay]

Ahh lol :lol: no worries mate.

 

[utcrazy]

That was a joke in case it flew over your head. Some people take my comments too seriously.

 

[Johnson]

My parents once thought I killed a man. Did it really happen? I'll let you decide for yourself.

 

[foo2thabar]

"I never killed nobody I promise."

 

[Stan]

I'm quite generous.

That's what she said...

 

[Blank Verse]

Blanks' 'rents thinks he's gay.

My mum once thought I was smoking weed in my room, which is ridiculous. I'd never smoke weed in the house.

I think my Dad did once.

But one day my parents came home and caught me getting blown by my then GF.

Good story /fws/

 

[Nick]

I think my Dad did once.

But one day my parents came home and caught me getting blown by my then GF.

Good story /fws/

Haha, I used to be real shy and I kind of suspected they thought the same thing.

However, my story ends similar in that one day they happened to come home much earlier than expected and they caught me in the bed with a cheerleader I was dating that they didn't know about.

 

[Blank Verse]

Think your Dad went around after and was all like "Yeah...the boy was slammin' the cheeleader last night. MY boy"

 

[Gayowulf]

I'll have to think about this one. My parents were and are still pretty cool and quite understanding (about different things) My mom found the pot I was trying to grow and some of my, uh, inhalation accessories when I was a teen. She told me to plant it outside where it will actually grow, and don't smoke too much.She promised not to tell my father. My Dad would have had an aneurysm and screamed at me.

My dad found my porn stash on his computer and complemented me in my fine taste. He promised not to tell my mother. My mom would have grounded me for life from the computer and internet. And made me feel really guilty too.

I don't think they've ever accused me of anything crazy though.

 

[Stan]

Pot and porn... i like your style.