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[miahosting]

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The best host around, lol......
Very amusing, haha

http://www.nouptime.com/

 

[fireshark]

Hey this dude actually updates the site, last time I checked it looked different :/

 

[Jovial]

i saw this on other sites also
really funny

 

[InfiniteTech]

Dude, this is the best site I have ever come up with.

My God.... haha

 

[J J]

"There was a time in my life when I was depressed. My doctor recommended that I try No Uptime, and my life has improved significantly. Thanks No Uptime"

 

[JonnyH]

Nice Packs:

- 200Gb of Storage
- 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth

 

[JonnyH]

Just looked at this bit:

Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 8

 

[Gipo_dinamia]

Just looked at this bit:

Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 8

Where did you find it?

 

[miahosting]

Where did you find it?

he found in the top 10 worst hosts

 

[Jovial]

yeah
true
that site us really cool
even the owners personal site

 

[AMC]

well it made me laugh

 

[Blade1941]

They are the worst and best host a the same time somehow

AT least they say so..

 

[Jovial]

well its a joke
i did buy that domain if he gives and give it to a host
i dont wanna tell that name
i will give a clue its ever sinking host first their paid host went down then he started free host which went down then he started warez on that domain then now he has a server move completed page