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Jack-o Joke of the Day

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Jack-o Joke of the Day:

Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.
The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news"
Michael asks for the bad news.
The lawyer says, "They have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says, "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility."
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I thought it was alright. What's funnier is the fact that if Michael DOES go to jail, the inmates will do to him what he did to all those little boys.
 
Originally posted by Blank Verse
I thought it was alright. What's funnier is the fact that if Michael DOES go to jail, the inmates will do to him what he did to all those little boys.
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unless he builds his own private prison in his bakyard with his wealth...
 
Here's a funnier joke:

Q. If you paddle a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes will fit in the bird cage?

A. NONE! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!
 
Originally posted by Conscript
Here's a funnier joke:

Q. If you paddle a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes will fit in the bird cage?

A. NONE! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!
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OMFG LOLOLOLO !!!!!111111111




:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Conscript
Here's a funnier joke:

Q. If you paddle a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes will fit in the bird cage?

A. NONE! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!
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I laughed, but only because of the stupidity. You lowered my IQ by 36 points, at least.
 
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uhhh...i got a joke...k maybe i won't tell that joke(not appropriate for 13 year olds...even though i'm one)
this is my favourite joke because its so dumb...:
A guy walked into a bar...ouch
 
Originally posted by Ben
I laughed, but only because of the stupidity. You lowered my IQ by 36 points, at least.
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LOL. Yes, it is very stupid. That was the point of the joke - its so stupid its funny.
 
well, while we're on the topic of jokes so stupid that they are actually funny, try this one on for size...

Why did Steve fall off his bike?

Because somebody threw a fridge at him.
 
Originally posted by Conscript
Here's a funnier joke:

Q. If you paddle a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes will fit in the bird cage?

A. NONE! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!
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WTF? Hahaha.
 
Originally posted by Blank Verse
I thought it was alright. What's funnier is the fact that if Michael DOES go to jail, the inmates will do to him what he did to all those little boys.
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Are you kidding?! Even THEY could touch him with a teen foot pole =P
 
Originally posted by Blank Verse
well, while we're on the topic of jokes so stupid that they are actually funny, try this one on for size...

Why did Steve fall off his bike?

Because somebody threw a fridge at him.
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ROFL... I admit I like stupid jokes, but this one is king
 
Originally posted by Blank Verse
well, while we're on the topic of jokes so stupid that they are actually funny, try this one on for size...

Why did Steve fall off his bike?

Because somebody threw a fridge at him.
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that actually made me laugh...i saulut thy king of idiotic jokes
 
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