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I am the most paranoid person in the world....

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You know you've been hitting the weed pretty damn hard when you're as paranoid as me...

Well, a random person contacts me on the internet ( I think it's one of my friends, playing a nasty joke ) so, I observe, take and study caution. Not your standard 'Hope I don't say something that's not entirely true' caution. But your "Hope they don't discover I shot somebody" caution ( not that I did, just making a ..well, you get it ).

Back to the random IMer. So I'm like 'Hi, do I know you', they go 'Not yet' then my paranoia sets in. Hundreds of questions race through my head, one of them is 'Oh, shit, is it Andrew? Damn'.
Now, I'm near the point of writing a book about how paranoid one can get. Then suddenly, Andrew comes online! So, it's not him ( he's not nearly smart enough to use Trillian or AimCloner or whatever ). So..I'm left hanging, as the random IMer is offline... Paranoia is an amazing thing...I need coffee...less weed man...
 
I have 12 firewalls and if it is an unknown user I pull the plug on my computer.
 
Black Ice, Zone Alarm, Sygate, The one with that one antivirus, Kerio's personal Firewall, 5 hardware firewalls that i got from a friend and 2 others.....just can't remember them right now.
 
Just don't forget to turn them on...

Seriously, you shouldn't need that many.

Maybe it's just some random person who thinks that's funny to say stuff like that? Just look how worked up it got you...
 
Originally posted by Canuckkev


Maybe it's just some random person who thinks that's funny to say stuff like that? Just look how worked up it got you...
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I'm confused are you talking to me?

And about the firewalls my brother called me an idiot and uninstalled all but zonealarm. :eek:
 
Originally posted by Hobo
I have 12 firewalls and if it is an unknown user I pull the plug on my computer.
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man you must have a THICK wall of fire on your computer!!!!:eek:

:eek:
 
Are you making fun of me?:confused:


Oh well it doesn't matter the satanic donkeys will get you :devious2:
 
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