Originally posted by Blank Verse
Well, this plan never worked out, but it would have been the worst thing I've done.
When I was in Grade 12, our principal was the biggest jackass ever known. He was a womanizer, an alcoholic, he treated the students like shit, etc...well, like most schools, the graduating class has to pull some sort of prank. So me and my friend decided we were going to try and sell his car on Ebay. Not like he needs it anyway, he's usually too cranked to be able to drive. So we set up the account, find a picture of the car, and we're on our way. Now here's the problem. We need a credit card number. Now, obviously I don't want to use mine, cause I mean that's pretty incriminating. So we decided we'd fool it out of him. We tried everything. Trying to sneak into his office and see if his wallet was left unattended (my music teacher, who was more a friend to us than a teacher, hated him too, so she was all for this idea, let us in to his office all the time)...no luck there. We got ahold of his phone number, try to sell him some bogus product, "Special limited time e-mail offers" on everything from porn to cook books. No luck there. We tried everything but couldn't get his credit card number. It sucked too, cause we had potential offers from Sweden, where we'd have our principal pay for the shipping on his credit card too.