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AC Slatering

Gayowulf

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Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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Well, it's not worth trying if it's not at your girlfriend's house.

I'm not so secretly compelled to try this now.
 
I think I've done it before. But it wasn't that great. And seriously, who goes #2 anywhere but home?
 
I call it an OTCP in the jingle I sing when I am doing it.

On The Clock Poop.

I live at the apartment complex I work at, so I get paid to poop in my own toilet.
 
OK, yes, I've gone at work a few times. That is pretty sweet, I must admit. But I'd only consider going at someone's private residence under EXTREME circumstances.
 
Hilarious thread. Can't say I have ever, or ever will, try this, but its good to know stupidier people exist for my entertainment.
 
You gotta love my girlfriends house -

Only has a little latch to lock the bathroom, so the door still opens a few inches.

And the shower is gravity fed.

And the walls are thin.
 
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